Perhaps your wife’s appetite and mine differ greatly. But I’d definitely need a sandwich or something added to this. Otherwise it’s perfect. (Maybe 2 more cigarettes)
AppUnwrapper1
Do you even like your wife?
ThinCrusts
Where’s the diabetes pills?
CorrosiveSpirit
Love the tube of skittles.
atlasvibranium
Mmm nutritious scratch ticket
errantghost
The cunning of a true step-father.
BR33D760
The healthiest thing there is the cheese… cigarette’s a close second 🤣
soup349
No crack pipe?
Zealousideal_Sir_264
Ah. She is a badass apparently. Guessing she works in manufacturing, towing, welding, or a salvage yard?
breonny
Looks like all the food groups are represented.
slump_lord
I am fairly certain your wife is a server or bartender lol
whiskydiq
I hope that’s a doob tube.
Charirner
Yeah sure it’s for your “wife”.
Possible_Dig_1194
She work in the trades? Thats a blue collar meal if ive ever seen one
whateveratthispoint_
Do you hate her?
Milky_Muu
This the kinda meal you make for someone whose got a big life insurance payout.
snekhoe
A couple more cigarettes and a turkey sandwich would make this the best lunch
BurnedOutTriton
You were already at 7-Eleven, why not add one of their sandwiches. AND WHERES THE REST OF THE SMOKES???
NikkiR0se
Is your wife a nurse?
sausagemuffn
Only one cigarette?
Abuse. Divorce.
Desperate_Method4020
Even packed her a cigarette
based_enjoyer
No beer?
Jackdawfool67
The cylinder must remain unharmed
gloopydooper69
Lmao that scratcher would depict how my day goes
sauerkraut916
YUM! Diabetes + cancer + caffeine overload. The sign of true luv. HEHE.
Dakovine
The lotto scratcher is so thoughtful 😍
Kellzy1212
Are you trying to kill her via lack of nutrients?
Tall-Introduction649
The cig in the bag ❤️
BottleFeathers703
he understands a womans needs
stronkreptile
this looks perfect
stuntastic1414
Random but is your name Kyle?
Silently-Snarking
I can’t explain it but this is very massholecore
Ecstatic_Award_6691
Don’t be so mean y’all! I’d unironically love it if my husband packed this for my lunch
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So many colors means its healthy
Just missing the needle and lighter
Is she a 14 year old boy?
Do you love her or hate her?
Perhaps your wife’s appetite and mine differ greatly. But I’d definitely need a sandwich or something added to this. Otherwise it’s perfect. (Maybe 2 more cigarettes)
Do you even like your wife?
Where’s the diabetes pills?
Love the tube of skittles.
Mmm nutritious scratch ticket
The cunning of a true step-father.
The healthiest thing there is the cheese… cigarette’s a close second 🤣
No crack pipe?
Ah. She is a badass apparently. Guessing she works in manufacturing, towing, welding, or a salvage yard?
Looks like all the food groups are represented.
I am fairly certain your wife is a server or bartender lol
I hope that’s a doob tube.
Yeah sure it’s for your “wife”.
She work in the trades? Thats a blue collar meal if ive ever seen one
Do you hate her?
This the kinda meal you make for someone whose got a big life insurance payout.
A couple more cigarettes and a turkey sandwich would make this the best lunch
You were already at 7-Eleven, why not add one of their sandwiches. AND WHERES THE REST OF THE SMOKES???
Is your wife a nurse?
Only one cigarette?
Abuse. Divorce.
Even packed her a cigarette
No beer?
The cylinder must remain unharmed
Lmao that scratcher would depict how my day goes
YUM! Diabetes + cancer + caffeine overload. The sign of true luv. HEHE.
The lotto scratcher is so thoughtful 😍
Are you trying to kill her via lack of nutrients?
The cig in the bag ❤️
he understands a womans needs
this looks perfect
Random but is your name Kyle?
I can’t explain it but this is very massholecore
Don’t be so mean y’all! I’d unironically love it if my husband packed this for my lunch
Youre a keeper!
That is very cute and sweet.
Unironically girl dinner
You should post this in r/girldinners
We might have the same wife.
You’re a keeper!
this is a BANGER
And now she has diabetes